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Friday, June 26, 2015

Miracle Swimsuit Readiness Program.

How to get a Bikini Body.
Buy a bikini. Put it on your body.
Have a nice day.

Is it really that simple? I sure think it should be. If I see one more ad telling me I need to:

Get bikini ready.
Get my body back.
Uncover my abs.
Gain the confidence to go to the beach.
Work those summer shorts.
Defy gravity.
Age in reverse.
Sweat my fat into submission.
Lose those love-handles.
And a million other ways the beauty and fitness industry remind us every day that without their products we should probably hide our hideous bodies inside until the snow starts to fly...

I am going to scream.

Which means I am going to be screaming a lot. Because it seems that every where I turn someone is telling me that my body is not swimsuit worthy. 

Did you see this blog? You may cry but it is totally worth it.